filter dies

It's when the filter dies, you fucking dumbass.

Why the fuck did you look up "filter dies"?

by ÂÀÁÄÅÃĀ March 17, 2022

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Filter trashcan

Someone who you blurt out anything to and decides whether or not a statement can be made public or not. Someone who filters for you. Someone whose job it is to sift through all your trash sayings and approve/reject them.

I couldn't bring my true opinions to the table, because they were rejected by my filter trashcan.

by sorang November 21, 2022

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Filter fuck

A sexual fetish in which the subject inserts his hard-on into a fish filter and attempts to achieve a perpetual suck without getting his hard-on stuck in the filter's fan.

Ashley: (in the bedroom) "I wanna try something new with you!"
Hugo: "Wanna watch me filter fuck while I suck your ass?"

by Finding Manhood June 27, 2017

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Filter killer

When a person squeezes the life out of a poor cigarette filter while enjoying a smoke.

I dont let dave bum off of me anymore, He's a total filter killer.

by Palefoot May 31, 2009

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Filter Fucked

When you accidentally put the wrong end of a cigarette in your mouth, light it and take a drag experiencing the worst taste imaginable, usually when your inebriated or at night, or both.

Donny: Can I bum a stogey dude?
Danny: Sure...
Donny: (Drunkenly takes Dannys lucky stoge and lights it) Awww what the feck man I lit the wrong end!

Danny: HA you got filter fucked, that's what you get for stealing my lucky and forgetting to flip it!

by ARodRodrigues July 12, 2014

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