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follow churn

The practice of following someone just to get a follow back, and then un-following them... Just trying to increase your numbers makes you look like a wannabe. Lame!
"How come Dean has got so many followers when he can't even spell?"

- "Because he's a serial follow churner..."
by PSYCHROME January 22, 2014
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Hello Fellow Human

Thomas: hey man
Mark: Hello fellow humanoid, I would like to feast on a nice human snack. probably thin cut up and deep fried potatoes, Like you humans.
Thomas: when you talk the servos are hearable. are you human?
Mark: Action not recognized.
by a user....yep June 3, 2018
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Mickey Mouse Followers

A term used for Celebrities who are the biggest frauds and have fake followers that shouldn’t count because those followers aren’t real.
I’m literally shaking. I was walking on the streets when suddenly Fraudison gae came and shot my dog When I asked why she said it’s because she only has Mickey Mouse followers and want real followers. Shame on you Fraudison
by edskufhskg February 3, 2021
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ghost follower

An inactive follower on a social network such as Instagram.
I wish I didn't have so many ghost followersplural on my Instagram.
by Helpnu September 11, 2013
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Shallow Follow

when you follow someone on Twitter solely because they're smoking hot.
Kyle "Shallow Followed" Trevor on Twitter only because he saw that he's hot.

Kyle stumbled across Trevor today from a Retweet—and when he clicked over to Trevor's profile avi he saw that Trevor was super-fucking hot and muscly with a great smile. So Kyle Shallow-Followed him because he doesn't care what he tweets or says just so long as he's hot.
by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2016
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I follow

phrase: a way of stating you understand the latter

or,

You follow?

asking if you understood the latter
Me: Yea so thats why me and my girlfriend broke up, it's kinda sad.

You: Yea I follow, well at least you single for spring break!

or

Me: Hey we're going to visit her tomorrow whether you like it or not, you follow?
by thomas the choo choo train April 10, 2009
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