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Reverse Flex

A type of flex in which the flexer says something negative about himself contradictory to what is really him, (e.g. says he's stupid but he's really intelligent) in front of the guy he is flexing on who is the real stupid one and he knows it so he is being reverse flexed on.
Evan: I'm just too fat everyone will laugh at me in the gym.
Mark: OMG stop reverse flexing on me with your muscles everyone knows you go to the gym everyday.
by GeraltofRiviaButcherofBlaviken January 14, 2020
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Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.
"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."
by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014
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The X-Files

The most innovative and awesome show to ever be on television
SCULLY: Have you thought seriously about dying?

MULDER: Yeah, once, when I was at the Ice Capades.

(Detour)

SCULLY: You've gotta quit looking for what isn't there. They've closed the X-files. There's procedure to be followed now ... protocol.

MULDER: Maybe we should call in a bomb threat to Houston. I think it's free beer night at the Astrodome.

(The Movie)
by redmoon June 17, 2004
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The Flex Reflex

When a man slightly flexes his arms everytime he passes attractive women, this is The Flex Reflex.

This isn't recommended, because if the girls you are trying to impress call your bluff, you will look like a total ass.
The Flex Reflex-

"Jessica called me out on my Flex Reflex today, I feel like a total ass."
by Austavious Rex April 8, 2010
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Flex Wheeler

One of the greatest bodybuilders of all time. In 1993, he had what many consider to be the greatest and most proportional body on the planet, and it has never been duplicated since. He wasn't a mass monster in his early years, and he happened to have the frame to look amazing while staying relatively light (for bodybuilding) at 227 lbs shredded.
He got in a car accident in 1994 and broke his neck and it almost destroyed his career. He had the best pro bodybuilding debut in the history of the sport when he turned pro in 1993. He won his first 4 contests, and placed 2nd at the Mr. Olympia. After the car accident, it took him 5 years to get back to #2 at the olympia, behind Ronnie Coleman. He did play the bodybuilder mass game and got to 250s, sacrificing some proportions for more size. In 1999, he was diagnosed with an extremely dangerous kidney disease.. He was never the same again and had to retire shortly after.

He now is a partner with EFX, a nutritional company. He is considered the greatest bodybuilder to never win a Mr. Olympia.
Ian H: Who's the greatest bodybuilder in the world?

Anthony P: Easy. Flex Wheeler
by SammyJr2 November 11, 2012
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Flinch Flex

When used as a Noun, "Flinch Flex" is the action when Person A quickly flexes their Arms and Trapezius Muscles and initiates an upper body lunge toward Person B, but quickly retracts the lunge, indicating they never really intended to actually grab, grapple or assault Person B.

The intention of this action is to cause Person B to react has though they were being attacked, and to protect or guard themselves, i.e. "Flinched". By the time they've done this, it has already been made clear that it was unnecessary to do so.

This act is intended to result in the embarrassment, shame or intimidation of Person B. It can be performed 1-on-1 between 2 people, where it is primarily used to intimidate Person B or to cause them to lose their confidence. Or it can be performed in front of a casual or intentional audience, where the goal is to embarrass Person B by tricking them into manifesting their fear or Person A.

It is considered very "macho" to be "Flinch Flexed" on (to be Person B) without flinching. Greater still to endure the maneuver without blinking or even moving your head (Total Badass).
I just got Mean Mugged on my way into a Walmart by some little shit 8-year-old Arab kid! It caught me so off guard, that I Flinch Flexed him right back!
by JesusAli June 29, 2011
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When I flex I feel my best

A way to express how strong you are. It is the most commonly used phrase in the game OMORI and it was originally said by the planet himself, Pluto. Yet Kel said it better 🙄. KEL deals more damage next turn and increases HIT RATE for his next attack. Costs 10 JUICE.
When I flex I feel my best” -kel
by Femboylover2 August 14, 2021
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