fexting

fighting thru text

Jill Biden says she, president settle arguments by ‘fexting’.

by daveknockwin May 31, 2022

Pin Fretting

The uneasy feeling one gets at an ATM whlie people are behind you. You have the odd feeling someone may steal your Debit Card or Credit Card PIN number while typing it.

So many of us were at the ATM...everyone was Pin Fretting.

by DJD58 December 9, 2012

Close fitting borty

A nickname for someone named Spencer (another meaning, being ‘close fitting jacket) with a nice little voice cracking Morty from ‘Rick and Morty’.

Hey close fitting borty

by *cries in quadratic formula* February 15, 2019

Man-festing

When a straight male jokes around with another male coworker/friend in a gay manner (i.e calling coworkers/friends cute, spanking other male coworkers/friends, blowing other male coworkers/friends kisses), so often that they manifest themselves gay. Typically in a construction/blue collar environment.

Yo Brian, I gotta stop with all this flirting, I'm man-festing myself some feelings for you.

by Fetus805 June 8, 2023

Fittinger

Noun. A female of excellent hotness.

Oh my word you are an absolute fittinger.

by Tom Vek October 23, 2011

pipe fitting

when two males place their erect penis's head to head, and pull the others foreskin over the tip of their own dick.

craig: im tired of givving and taking it to the ass
alex: excatly lets pipe fit tonight

by kirkels June 5, 2005

Fexting

Derived from the term sexting (which means talking dirty via text message and may or may not include photos), this spinoff means to send a photo of the food you just prepared with or without a sexual innuendo attached. Replying to a photo of food received with a double entendre.

Reply to a fexting message:

1. "He/ She's Hot! Does he/she have a sister"
2. "The best meats in the rump"
3. "Nice rack"

by freemind1 June 20, 2011