Felchmerchant

A person who felches for a living enjoys felching and continously felches with a straw

Hey Pet, wanna felch my ass tomorrow you Felchmerchant

by Maverick Corleone April 27, 2006

felch bar

An establishment where people pay to be felched or to felch.

He goes to Liam's felch bar, I hear it has reasonable rates

by chird September 10, 2003

Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!

"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."

by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006

felching

The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.

Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.

by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004

Felchenstein

Licking out the cum from a dead guy/girl's butthole

Do you remember that dead body at the graveyard? i gave it a felchenstein and a half baby!

by Joe May 13, 2005

Cleveland Felch

When you cum in someone's ass, then as you're rimming them, they shit the cum into your mouth. A combination of the Felch and the Cleveland Steamer. Gay or Straight. Intentional or by accident.

I knew your mom was kinky but I never thought she'd be down for the Cleveland Felch.

by Mr. Peekaboo 2 August 24, 2008

felchee

one who has another suck their partner's semen out of their ass or vagina.

I bet Greg is the felcher, and not the felchee.

by teena March 2, 2005