fapalitis

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

fanal

faggot anal

bro Jaxon and Miguel have no friends they def do fanal

by we hate all faggots August 14, 2023

Tracksuit famalmanulu

The ting famalam’s wear on road bruv innit u SOE bruvvvvvvvv

You tracksuit famalmanulu bruv

by ROESOE May 1, 2020

Fanal

Anal Sex but from the front. thought not possible by some, but proved possible by Kushner.

Damn, Ben got hard Fanal against the wall, while his sister watched.

by Weller December 16, 2006

Fatal Strudel

A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.

Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.

by Dumas January 4, 2007

fapalicious

The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.

Did you see the tight ass on that lady? She's definitely fapalicious.

by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006