fapalitis

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

Fatplum

Saoirse Kelly, an obese Irish girl who doesn’t stop eating. Instead of going to the gym she fake tans and goes to Spain every day .

Saoirse Kelly needs to go to the gym she’s a fatplum.

by ktx.anonymous August 14, 2021

Femmdian Fatale

An irresistibly attractive woman from India, or of Indian ethnicity, who has both intelligence and sex appeal and uses these attributes to manipulate poor men into doing what she wants.

Niranjana is a femmdian fatale.

by Mr. Bickle April 29, 2011

Fatal Strudel

A strutel that is given to one that has massive hemorrhoids, causing them to pop and bleed profusely, resulting in death.

Hey man, did you hear about Derrick? I heard Bill gave him a fatal strudel, and now he's dead.

by Dumas January 4, 2007

fapalicious

The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.

Did you see the tight ass on that lady? She's definitely fapalicious.

by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008

fatal first piss

The first time during a long drinking session that one has to finally answer the call of nature or take a piss. This is a bad thing as this generally signals that there will be the beginning of many frequent drink-interupting trips to the dunny.

I held on as long as I could but after five beers I had to take the fatal first piss.

by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006

Fatal G

The weakest link in whatever you do. Having or obtaining a weak spot in your life.

Bro #1: Bro, I totally went for a run and tripped and broke my entire body.

Bro #2: Dude, running is your fatal G.

by headout May 12, 2011