michael fassbender

German-Irish actor who is 34 he acted in H3X, Band of Brothers, 300, HUnger, Fish Tank My opinion is he is Very Sexy, CUte, sweet, funny, fun, TALL, &Gorgeous and he can act!

also in X men:first class along w/James Mcavoy & othr actors currently dating Zoe Kravitz

Michael Fassbender'sgorgeous, green eyes sparkle along with his dashing face & smile.

by <3seasons&dogs June 21, 2011

fassbender

The foremost description for a bearded illustrator chap named Dan. Also the surname of a home-erotic actor with a panchant for Greek Mythology

"Oi Dan you fassbender."

by ScratFish June 17, 2009

Fassels

If you don't want to say Fuck, Shit, Ass, Dammit, Bitch, or anything else, just substitute the word "Fassels!" It works for everything! Let's say there's this very bitchy girl, go by her and call her a Fassel. She won't know what you mean but you will.

-Shelly

1.) Hey fasshole! What's up?

Substituting:Ass

2.) Hey bestie! You know how much of a fassel you are?

Substituting:Bitch

3.) God-fassel!

Substituting:Damn

4.) (My favorite) FASSELS!!!

Substituting:Fuck

by shaykay1995 October 19, 2010

Fasses

Sharing a face and ass simultaneously which is sexier than two elephant seals going at it.

"How's our fasses doing today?"

by KikenIMVU December 10, 2013

Fassero

to shit on peoples face while having sex

guy: did you fuck that chick last night?

Guy: no i totally fasseroed her :(

by ron paul lalal May 19, 2009

Fassey

A male person who's farting too much..

She : there is a stinky smell
He : Yes..i farted
She : You're the biggest "fassey" in the world

by Oldhead94 May 30, 2020

Fashley

Nickname for Ashley. FakeFatFailure at life. Queen of horribly photoshopped pictures. Foul smelling. Very insecure woman who lies and puts other women down. Easy lay. Desperate for love. gold digger

That bitch is so needy for attention. She’s such a Fashley.

by Savageandsassy June 16, 2020