When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.
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It is rumored that Kyle Rittenhouse shot up some black guys. He did, however he killed them by making them do this new procedure called The Burkina Fason Pokey Pokey.
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You need an example for this? Seriously? Fine. That thar guy on the mound sure throws a mean SPLIT-FINGERED FASTBALL. Are you happy now!?
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