Farscape One

When you poop out one little shit nugget and then flush the toilet

That little shit piece spirals down the drain like a ship in a Poophole.

by Yu-gi-oh-sucked-my-anus November 1, 2004

farscape

cult sci-fi show watched by men with small penises and the women who love them.

My boss has mandatory Farscape marathons on Friday nights.

by kate November 22, 2004

fartcag

someone who is easily capable of farting and knows how to shit themselves while doing it in a proper manner.

bob: hey guy arent you oging to the party tonight.
guy: no have to go to this meeting with my fartcaging
bob: no you dont
guy: yes
bob: fine then dont ask me to be your fartcag.
guy: i wont you asshat.
bob: ok bye i thought you were leaving
guy: I am, now bye i need to rehearse
bob: what your ass tunes
guy: no your mom
bob: we will meet again
guy: yea in your moms bedroom
bob: ok you punkaroo now leave
guy: ok, tootles

by schase April 23, 2007

fartcake

a name-calling device that can also be used as a comeback; a device that can also be an excellent conversation stopper

a person who has pissed you off (by saying something or doing something ridiculous or embarrassing, etc.) bad enough to make you swear at them, but at the same time you don't know what to say to them or it is a bad place or time to swear at them
-person1: "this is me caring... 'zzzzzzzzzzz' "
-person2: "you're a fartcake."

by sexystang04 April 5, 2009

Fartcard

The act of writing a card, then putting it into an air tight envelope followed by a fart.

When the recipient opens the letter they get smacked in the face by your stored gas.

John didnt know pink eye could travel via fartcard.. Now he knows.

by The List. February 15, 2010

fartaphagus

A relatively small enclosed space, like an elevator, where a deadly fart can't be escaped. See sartaphagus.

Dude! You turned this closet into a fartaphagus! I'm melting!

by Ace Remingtom August 1, 2017

fartcannon

Another word for butt otherwise known as fart blaster

I like to call my butt a fartcannon for fun and it's more polite then ass and way funnier the dog had it's fartcannon lit Josh: oh ew gross who lit their fartcannon

by elsa'sfriend November 26, 2017