fairy god faggot

A small fairy who will fly into girls rooms at night and tap them with her anti-dick stick and POOF that girl is a lesbian

Girl: i think i might like girls
Mom: oh shit, the fairy god faggot must've tapped you with her anti-dick stick i your sleep.
Girl: mom, wtf are you on
Mom: I swear im not on anything thats just how this sht happens
Girl: yeah......

by Haidee21 March 22, 2016

Good Idea Fairy

A mythical creature that causes upper level management to impose changes to standard operating procedures in an attempt to fix something that wasn't broken in the first place. These changes usually inflict undue stress and/or hardship on subordinates while having no negative effects on the decision maker.

Origin: US Military

The good idea fairy must be hanging out in Mr. Smith's office again. He just decided that we need to change the font on our 75 slide power point presentation to sans-serif 16.

by SOCM Doc January 11, 2014

autumn fairy

The autumn fairy changes the colors of the leaves in fall. She hides between her wings, which look like leaves, when frightened.

The leaves are turning yellow; the autumn fairy must be working hard.

by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Chicago Glitter Fairy

Chicago Glitter Fairy

The sexual act of pulling out and cumming on a girl, followed sprinkling glitter onto the jizz formation, thus leaving a glistening portrait of your load.

After partaking in a high-class dining experience, Branden gave the busty Latino waitress a glorious Chicago Glitter Fairy, which she kindly thanked him for afterwards.

by Big Daddy NB November 28, 2011

fairy muff

fairy muff = fair enough

Can't make it to the pub tonight because your mum has died? Fairy muff.

by jasoncart April 8, 2007

fairy tail

A relatively new anime that has become popular due to its great humor and action sequences.

Fairy Tail will probably one day become as popular as FMA, Naruto, Bleach, and even One Piece. fairy tail has also recieved good reviews from critics.

by Anime Viewer July 10, 2011

shit fairy

A mythical fairy who comes while your sleeping and shits in your mouth as punishment for over endulging in alcohol.

This explains why after a heavy night drinking you wake up with a yucky taste in your mouth.

Morning after a heavy night drinking.

"Man musta had a visit from the shit fairy last night my mouth tastes horrible"

by Richard Jackson February 14, 2005