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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.
That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.
by Crimcrams September 27, 2019
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fapidextrous

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.
Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.
by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011
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Finger Fapping

When a girl is masturbating with her finger or fingers oh so vigorously!
"Shelby was pleasing herself by finger fapping on camera while her friend watched"
by Avnero May 23, 2017
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Fapdiddler

(noun) A low value man so obsessed with muhpenis he cannot function as an adult. He jerks off everywhere and cannot contribute anything to a relationship or society.

Taken from the Old English "fopdoodle" (noun) for "an insignificant or foolish man."
Stacy: Chad Charles was more interested in being a fapdiddler than he was in being a boyfriend or hard worker.
Beth: I remember his nest. He seemed like such a nice guy, but he so addicted to porn. So sad.
by 3v3ryR0s3HasItsTh0rn June 7, 2021
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Dry Fapping

Rubbing one out with your pants on to avoid detection.
Billy: "Dude! As soon as we got in the back seat, Susy started dry fapping me!"

Jeffery: "That's hot!"
by Gruffalo Gill September 15, 2011
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Fapidextruous

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.
I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!
by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009
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