Florida Ma'am is kin to the infamous Florida Man. She could be his cousin, sister, maw maw or next ex wife. She's bold and brazen, tough and beautiful. She knows her way around the Everglades of Florida and has even been known to hang with Skunk Ape himself. She's a lady for certain but will defend what she loves at all cost and look beautiful while doing it! Like a panther to milk, men want her and women want to be her. She's the gator ridin', possum' toting, beer drankin', snake charmin', Queen of the Swamp!
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Check out Florida Ma'am and her gator wrasslin' exhibt!
All the men want a Florida Ma'am!
Florida Ma'am, hold my beer!
I wish I could be a Florida Ma'am
In today's news, Florida Ma'am shows off her collection of pet raccoons she rescued
Florida Ma'am for Governor!
He left me for a Florida Ma'am!
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The act of driving without head or taillights at night time regardless of what state or province one is in. The term originates from South Florida where tourists enjoy driving around at night without headlights or taillights; and also in the Atlanta Metro area, where lots of rental cars have Florida plates.
Driver: Look at that Corolla with the FL plates!
Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!
Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!
Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!
Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!
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Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.
Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.
Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."
Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"
Martin County Florida is a joke
by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013
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