trans fattening

Food that's really, really bad for you.

Joe: Did you get a piece of Susie's birthday cake?
Jenny: Oh yeah, it's so trans fattening, but I couldn't resist.

by dollfixer August 20, 2008

Anal Fracturing

Anal fracturing is when you have someone pour about 1 cup of liquid nitrogen into and onto your anus, then having a man with large genitals come and shatter the frozen parts of your ass.

Aw dude, look at that chick over there. I would love to give her a good anal fracturing.

by Galefrocetech1 May 13, 2015

Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.

He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.

by Barnan January 25, 2017

festering

Female stalking.Comes from the english verb fester:To become septic; to become rotten; to worsen, especially due to lack of attention. original use derived from how gross girls are depressed and will hit on everything, but get nothing back so they just get worse. verb has come to refer to any instance of unwanted attention given from a girl to a guy. Isn't it funny when the guy just ISN'T interested and she STILL clings to him like a cliff face? that's festering.

when a girl who is nasty (un-hygenic,slutty) or who you just lack interest in who won't stop calling you,showing up in your daily life, coming to your parties uninvited, or just generally stalking you. more commonly refers to a girl you are not interested in who is all over you when you hang out with your friends.

gawd vickey was crazy festering at steve's party last night.

on you?

yeah I wish steve would stop inviting her, she's cute but I'm really into jane dude.

yeah, I feel ya.

or------------

what the hell?!?

what?

dude that girl we met is festering on me man, she just texted me...

yuck, that girl is gonna make aids airborne, you seen that hoe?!

yeah I feel like a d-bag but I just HAVE to wash myself after she touches me...

by lemurpie August 7, 2008

factoring

a delay that causes ruining of plans.

Harrison was factoring it on the way to the theater so we missed the previews.

by Chris George April 29, 2005

Fattering

When an outfit makes a person look extremely fat.

"Wow. That dress is so fattering on her."

by Pumpernickle Jonny April 29, 2010

festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

by dyckdem January 8, 2008