faceblank

to ignore someone on facebook. You can normally identify a faceblanking by comments/wall posts being ignored. the blanker may believe the blankee is a facecreep if they leave too many unrequited messages/comments

1:I've left him like three wall posts and a status comment.

2: Classic faceblanking.

1: I'm gonna allude to it in my status, stir some things up.

2: facecreep.

by eric frogsbawm January 18, 2009

facebatn'

The act of wacking off to random facebook pitures

Joey went facebatn'.

by joeystanyard April 6, 2011

Faceblirting

The art of flirting via facebook.

Ashley: How do you know that guy?

Jenna: Uh, duah we’ve been totally faceblirting for like two weeks now?!

Kimmie: Aww, lucky – I want a cute guy to faceblirt with!

by Jenna Marie Michele October 7, 2008

face blast

Getting high on marijuana.

Anyone wanna go for a face blast?

by emit June 11, 2008

Faceblaster

A guitar solo so triumphant that it is capable of blasting the listener's face off.

Fuck man, Dime can rip off a faceblaster like nothin'.

by Jesus McCandyland May 22, 2010

faceplant

The act of going to give someone head, and missing the dick and therefore, faceplanting on the balls.

or

When going to anal someone and pushing their head down too far, making them doing a faceplant into the pillow and suffocating.

"Tits man, we wuz gettin all funky and I did a mad faceplant right into his testes"

"Dang, homeboy negro faceplanted that bitch baaad last night at the crackhouse!"

by KICHKO June 2, 2008

Facepaste

When upon hearing someone's last name, having full permission to creep their book immediately after to see photos, wall, and other info.

Ben I totally facepasted his name into search to creep his book and see what he looked like, and he's ugly as shit.

by Lauraleaaaa February 18, 2011