Flump

When two people are undecided with a fist bump or high five and the fist hits the open hand to make a flump.

sam goes for a hi5
ken goes for a fist bump
they flump

by schweatybawls April 18, 2011

frumpet

A woman who is both a frump and a strumpet. A bagger who is a slut. A whore who is also a Cleveland Brown. A butterface who will gladly put out. Frump + strumpet = frumpet.

Amy is such a frumpet. She isn't good looking, but she'll put out for just about any guy.

by PMax March 9, 2008

flumpernickel

A variation of pumpernickel, usually more flumpy then pumpy. Used as a pumpernickel substitute by people that are pumptose and tolerant.

Would you like some flumpernickels with that shake?

by Nick July 25, 2003

Frumpied

To be confronted by the numbers 752. Orginated from the USS Pasadena (SSN 752). The USS Pasadena had a cartoon turtle with boxing gloves named frumpy. The crew began to proclaim, "I Just got frumpied!", if they saw 752 anywhere, such as 7:52 AM or $7.52. Avoiding these numbers becomes a daily chore.

Don't buy the number 7 meal, the total adds up right, and you get frumpied.

by Frumpy752 July 14, 2010

frumpagoose

A person who is frumpy but not quite as frumpy as a frumpapotomous.

Me: "Wow I am feeling frumpy today!"

You: "Are you a frumpapotomous?"

Me: "Nah, not quite. More like a frumpagoose."

by mightybean5 March 27, 2009

frump-chunk

An overweight/obese person (typically female) who has an inelegant outward appearance. Also commonly seen with short curly hair.

Hey, check out that chick over there! There's a frump-chunk if I ever saw one!

Sorry sir, this is a strictly no frump-chunk zone. No amount of Axe body spray is going to divert my attention from your inelegant outward appearance.

by Frame_Runner January 26, 2012

Flump Drumming

Using your flaccid penis to drum on any area of a partners face.
Eg. Cheek, nose, forehead

“Fancy some flump drumming”

by Jiffster June 20, 2019