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flucked up 

Fucked up luck. When things get fucked up only as the result of bad luck, and not due to anything within your control.
"If that bastard of a dog had crossed the road 5 seconds later, I would have been fine. Now I've got nasty whiplash and my car is a write-off. I'm telling you, it's totally flucked up."
flucked up by trickeychick April 18, 2008
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flockers 

noun.

1. the name designated for two or more cars that travel side by side on the highway at the same speed, thus preventing you from passing.
"what the hell is this?! either speed up or slow down, flockers!"
flockers by blondechicken December 15, 2011
"Every dollar in my FLOCKET imma spend it all"
someone who 'flocks' to wherever their crush/girlfriend/boyfriend is at the time.

"whenever sarah is around jarrod is a massive flocker"
flocker by aaaaa.rrrrr.bbbb October 9, 2008
To get lucky or to have unexpected sex, with an existing partner or a one nighter.
My mate and I went out to Barney's Pub last night and got flucked
Flucked by Gojai August 24, 2017

flockette 

Flockette- A female wook who likes Pigeons Playing Ping Pong
Man did you smell that Flockette, she hasn't taken a shower since Dome 2010
flockette by Coo Commander November 28, 2018