Wet Feta

Noun. Wet feta is an incorrect term for cottage cheese that refers to the texture of the cheese.

David: Hey Emma I got you some Wet Feta

Emma: Don’t you mean cottage cheese?

by Lunchytable November 13, 2019

Puck Feta

A cleaner version of "Fuck Peta".

Puck Feta, I'm gonna go kill some Vegans

by lolmaster444 April 6, 2025

Feta

A polite way of saying bad words.

"FETA i just tripped and i think i sprained my ankle

by LaSwords January 8, 2017

Feta

Crumbly, not keeping it together

See also: feta mode

That test was total feta

i.e The test didn't go well

by QuantumBogoSort February 29, 2024

Feta Fugly

When a guy drops his paints and the stench of hoe slaps you in the face. Also known as cheese dick. Common association of this is found in any dive on a Friday night mackin' @ a small town local dive.

Yo' girl don't take that drink I herd he's got that Feta Fugly hiding in his pants.

by YourmomAcry$4UCheeseDck January 13, 2010

feta

When someone crumbles apart or falls apart

She feta after her boyfriend broke up with her.

by Slang Creator 14 March 6, 2024

feta

falls apart easily

“I did great on the multiple choice part. But when it came to the essay – total feta.”
“Dude was having a great game but when it came to the game winning shot, bro went feta mode.”

by marriedtoateacher March 1, 2024