Festies

That tiny bit of weed left on the table which all the fiends scrape up regardless of other debris on the table and smoke it.

Me: Man don't smoke that, that's festies.
Fiend: Nah man this is good stuff.
Me: *Facepalm*

by Anonystoner July 13, 2009

Fistine

(rhymes with Christine)
What you call your hand when it's your date for an evening of five against one.

Dude, you got a date tonight?
No, it's me and "Fistine" all the way!

by Badoom January 24, 2011

festive

used in conjunction with any (and i mean any!!)forthcoming action that one is about to do...

i am going to get festively laid tonight

there is all sorts of festive happenings tomorrow

do you want to make a festive cup of tea?

by dward December 13, 2003

Le Joyeux Festin

1)the french word for: the Happy Meal, from McDonnald. Pronounced: L-eh Joa-y-eh Fay-sten

2) a reference to an oral sexual act

1)
Stranger: Bonjour, I want Le Joyeux Festin pleaze
French McDo girl: You are of ze wanting of ze Coka-Cola?
Stranger: WHY CAN'T YOU ACTUALY LEARN ENGLISH?! I'M OUT OF HERE YOU ARSE!!

2)
Guy 1: so, what you did with Sandy last night?
Guy 2: I gave her Le Joyeux Festin
Guy 1: XD

by MachinegunOarg December 23, 2007

Festive Nosh

A nosh given to a loved one at a festive time in the year, usually christmas, but not limited to.

This christmas Amy gave jack a festive nosh, he loved it.

by anonoymousgirl1947537238047 December 27, 2011

Festihead

Someone who has no other meaning in life but to constantly follow around different music festivals. Music is their high.

"Where has Alex been the last few days?"
"You know Alex, it's Summer and he's a total festihead."

by DictionaryDragon June 24, 2013

Festive Karl

Poop'n in a stocking and hitting some one with said poop filled stocking.

Darren got Natasha in to the christmas spirit by subjecting her to a festive karl

by willy1million November 12, 2013