Fifth

750 milliters of a liquid, the term is almost always used in reference to hard alcohol. (i.e. gin, vodka, rum, whiskey, triple sec, etc)

I have a fifth of Jack Daniels in the freezer. Its safe because the high alcohol content keeps it from freezing.

by Ryan Thompson July 6, 2004

fifth grade

The last sane year of your life.

I wish I was back in fifth grade where we only had one teacher and walked in lines in the hallway and didn't have homework.

by Pseudonymmynoduesp February 5, 2015

fifth wheel

n. Person who accompanies two (or more) couples in a social situation, who does not have a partner of his or her own. Often the fifth person's attendance is encouraged by one of the well-meaning but ignorant female partners, who may feel sorry for the lonely person, but will inevitably ignore them once the lovemaking starts. It carries the connotation that the fifth person is often an unneccesary and unwelcome addition to the scene in these conditions. Derived from "the fifth wheel of a car", which needing only four wheels to run, has no need of a fifth.

"Jim and Sue, Mike and Sally invited me to come camping with them, but I refused as I would only have been the fifth wheel on my own!"

by Mystikan January 1, 2004

Fifth Wheel

The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fifth spare tire.

“I wish I had some better friends, mine only treat me like a fifth wheel.”

by Crow98 June 11, 2018

boods of a feather

A song lyric by the most talented member of the sm6 family band jack aka Bartholomew in their hit one man cover of sucker by the jonas brothers.

“wE gOo toGeTHeR BeTter tHaN BOODS OF A FEATHER”

by ashes bashes June 16, 2020

fifthmeal

When you vomit in your mouth and re-swallow the taco bell fourthmeal you just devoured.

John's fifthmeal did not go down as easily as his fourthmeal.

by Bernard Bangwanger January 10, 2011

Feathery Stroker

A guy who has gotten too carried away with a girl's idea of romance. He looks at her like a fragile flower and barely dares to touch her because he's too afraid to crush her, and he writes a lot of poems and serenades for his woman. While many girls find this romantic, the rest of the women with sense in their heads finds this annoying and plain sappy, not to mention that it's one of the biggest turn-offs in human existence due to the fact that it's so immasculine.

The expression "Feathery Stroker" comes from Marian Keys' book "Anybody out there", where one of the main character's friends tell her about a man that instead of ripping her clothes of, he lay there stroking her carefully as if he was stroking a feather. Her friend on the other hand, experienced it as one of the worst days of her life.

Jaqueline: Ugh, I just had the worst night ever.
Anna: Why?
Jaqueline: I met a Feathery Stroker.
Anna: Really? What happened?
Jaquelina: He was just laying there in my bed, stroking me like a fragile feather, while I was waiting for him to tear my clothes off and fuck me.
Anna: Oh lord, I'm so sorry.

by VuittonCouture February 1, 2012