fat chick

The most sexually appealing of all girls, but everyone is too embarassed to admit it.

Johnny (out loud): "Hey everyone, look at that nasty fat chick!"

Johnny (in head): Being straddled by those thick, juicy thighs would be the greatest experience one could possibly imagine. All of the supermodels out there are just gross skeletons.

by dave2008 March 22, 2008

The Fat Chick

A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.

Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.

by KevvyKakes November 4, 2010

fat chick

A girl that many men pretend to detest and be disgusted by, but actually have a strong desire for.

Dude: Eww look at that fat chick I think I'm gonna be sick
Dude(In his mind): Damn look at her, I would fuck her all night long.

by asdfasdfasdfasdfasdfasdff June 2, 2008

Fat Chick

What the world needs less of.

"Dont you hate it when fat chicks ask you out?" -Everyone

by Codename: L November 5, 2006

fat chick

they need love too
they just have to pay for it

how i payed my way through college. (fucking fat chicks for money)

by salimis December 28, 2005

alpha fat chick

a fat person who encourages their friends to overeat with her, such they they all gain weight together.

I think she must be the alpha fat chick, since every work team she is assigned to gains tons of weight when she's on it. Does she bring donuts every day or something?

by No one cares who submits these September 8, 2007

Fat Chick Mentality

Fat girl/chick mentality relates to a state of mind that a fat girl, no matter how skinny or fit or hot she may become later, cannot fully rid herself of the characteristics and outlook on life uniquely possessed by those chicks that are fat. This state of mind includes the need for unnecessary though drama calculatingly disseminated, loudly, to all 36 of their "best friends" in order to gain attention, perpetual and continual low self-esteem, spells of crying, self-centeredness with regard to their problems, and an emotionally fragile though hard-headed view of the world around them.

Homeboy, i banged this really hot chick last night, but as i was leaving her place i saw a picture of her from highschool where she weighed 300 lbs, which explains her need to call all 36 of her "best friends" at 1 am in order to ask for their advice on having me over. She clearly is maintaining the fat chick mentality.

by obiwannablowme October 13, 2016