A masturbatory move, much like The Stranger, which makes the best of a bad situation. One must first injure their hand in such a way that it swells significantly. The added mass of the palm then gives the feeling of a porcine woman's hand when the act is committed.
Kevin punched a brick wall and broke his hand, now it's the size of a softball. At least now he can give himself The Fat Chick.
by KevvyKakes November 3, 2010
1.To stay home on a friday night and eat a gallon of ice
cream by oneself, while simultaneously crying and watching romantic comedies.
Guy: "Dude, John is really depressed."
Guy 2: "He seems fine."
guy: "Not at all man. I heard he's been fat chicking it for 3 weeks straight."
Guy 2: "Holy shit."
by Corbin Omega November 2, 2007
Donny was gunna go for that whale across the bar. But then I reminded him of rule #1. Which was, "No fat Chicks"
by Druskioneone11 October 2, 2008
A girl who has a bit more fat on her thank other people. usually made fun of even more than fat guys. are usually stereotyped as having to pay for their own love.. which is sort of mean.
Johnny likes fat chicks because they are all doughy and soft.
by Mizzalaine August 26, 2006
What the typical American male (usually none too slim himself) doesn't want to hook up with, usually because he thinks that it will hurt his "image."
"Is there anything sadder than 'No Fat Chicks' stretched across a beer gut?"
by Meow! May 8, 2005
A "fat chick" is a woman who is above average in physical size. Any woman who wears a size 18 or larger dress is likely to be a fat chick. (This number has been revised upward, from size 14.) Often, these females shop at stores such as Lane Bryant, and considered to be plus-sized. Being a fat chick does not mean that the female is ugly or unattractive; rather, she is simply significantly larger than the typical normal-sized woman. Fat chicks are often called BIG BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, or BBWs, because they are exactly that, big and beautiful.
1. I know my girlfriend is a fat chick, but I love her anyway.
2. Your ex-girlfriend is really hot, now that she put on a few pounds and is a fat chick. You might want to hook up with her again.
3. That bar that has free tacos during happy hour is a great place to pick up fat chicks.

4. Dude, that NO FAT CHICKS bumper sticker on your truck is causing you to miss out on some really great women!
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
Not known for their visual appeal, a fat chick is usually a highly sexually active female with disproportionate quantities of fat cells.

A Fat Chicks (sic) hypersexuality was thought to have originated from an obligation, and indeed a disposition, and an undeniable urge to procreate with members of the Male Homosapien race to degrees considered 'promiscuous' (references needed)

A Fat Chicks mating routine has gained notriety through what most describe as being generally violent in nature. Although the male partner initially consents, he is often discouraged shortly after intercourse is initiated, and is held against his will until the Point of Critical Fatness, also known as Event Horizon (references needed).

It has been estimated that there are 10,000,000,000 fat chicks on planet earth.
"There's another fat chick."
by Jayboy_Evo October 25, 2008