AP European History

A class taken by insane sophomores, otherwise known as a nervous breakdown. Countless hours of sleep gone forever. A hatred for history even though you were neutral on the subject before the class.

Student 1: I just took the AP European History test and almost went into a self-induced coma

Student 2: I just threw my AP Euro book in the pool! Take that $%&%#&^ Ms. (insert teacher name here)!

by Grewster October 11, 2009

European bagtag

to slap someones nutsack from behind, so that they are already writhing in pain before identification of the culprit can be established

I gave John a wicked European bagtag and hid in the bushes before he could even see me.

by Stefan Spielberg October 20, 2008

European Gay Porn Awards

Europe's fondest place for watching dicks sucking dicks

Brad is an avid fan of the European Gay Porn Awards. In fact, he knows all 8,306 dick sizes by heart.

by Forkfreak December 26, 2013

European pillowfight

When a group of 3 or more men strip naked and use frozen turnips to fight each other in a open field.

yo dog did you go to Dave's party? I didn't know it was going to be a European pillowfight.

by fdmslfm May 24, 2014

European

If you're American before you enter the restroom, and if you're American after you leave the restroom, then what are you while you're inside the restroom?

European!

Hey, turn the other way; European on my boot!

by Penbiks February 23, 2007

european

another term for bisexuality

When Andre commenced in listing both his female and male lovers it became obvious that he was very European.

I'm European.

by Saint Sebastian July 23, 2008

AP European History

A class that tries to prepare students for the grueling life of a college student in high school, but fails miserably due to poorly written papers, Arial font, hyper-detailed projects, and insane amounts of homework that prevent a normal high school student from having a life.

Student#1: Hey Justin, wanna go to the party at Micheal's house?

Student#2: Sorry Mark, I have AP European History homework to do.

Student#1: Jeez man get a life.

by Socia1 S1ayer September 15, 2009