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Dirty Espn

When you tie down a girl while raw dogging her, and she screams Karl while being creamed
Preston Dirty Espn'd Aria while her parents were out
by Dirty Espn November 13, 2020
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ESPNRILF

ESPN Reporter I'd Like to Fuck, includes the ranks of Erin Andrews, Molly Qerim, Rachel Nichols, Michelle Beadle, Michele Tafoya etc. These women typically roam the sidelines at various collegiate and professional sporting events, serving as a sideline reporter during the ESPN television broadcast. Other duties may include covering field reports for daily SportsCenter broadcasts or hosting various in studio shows on the ESPN family of networks.
"Dude I was watching the game last night on ESPN and Erin Andrews was interviewing some lucky asshole player who was totally checking out her rack. I really can't blame him though, she is such a fucking ESPNRILF!!!"
by Mock Diesel October 20, 2009
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ESPN69

ESPN's very own adult only channel featuring the world's top sexthletes and top news including any sexual charges such as rape, domestic abuse etc.
STEVE: Hey Joe did you hear about the new rape charges against Ben Rothlisberger?

JOE: Nah man what channel was it on???

STEVE: ESPN69
by akararules June 27, 2010
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ESPNEWS

Its when Espn and cnn combine. Its a live(except afterhours) sports channel giving highlights and updates on current sports storys. its like Sportscenter but 24/7
I turned on espn so i could see highlights of how the yankees got beatdown but bowling was on so i went to espnews
by Aaron8907 April 22, 2005
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espnglish

Espnglish...which can also be termed espnish or "speaking sports" (e'sp'nch) is the act of converting your everyday life into sport analogys.
To speak espnglish, say for example you and your boy Doug are going to the club and get at some girls:

"Come on doug...it's the playoffs tonight. We gotta run the triangle for a couple hours, get in some isolation situations, and then around 2:30 we gotta step up in the clutch and run that stockton to malone pick & roll."

or say you're chillen with some girl watchin a movie and one of your boys calls to get you to hit up a party:

"I dont know man. Coach got us watching film and after that im probably gonna do a layup drill. But if practice ends early, i'll hit you up and I might actually travel with the team on that westcoast roadtrip."
by thatnmarcusgraham March 23, 2009
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ESPNsane

-Adjective

1.In a state of mind that results in watching the same late night episode of "Sports Center" repeated over and over while expecting a different result.
2.(of an action or quality) Characterized or caused generally by drugs and/or insomnia.
Joe - I did a bunch of blow last night and watched Sports Center 7 times in a row, I could have sworn they described the Twins game differently each episode.
John - Nah bro, it was that yayo you did, you went ESPNsane
by Team Captain1 May 21, 2013
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ESPNage

Sneaking peeks at a game on TV while at a party or other social gathering. A play off the word espionage.
If he's got the Lakers game on, I'm gonna have to do some ESPNage tonight.
by TheBaldOneMpls November 11, 2006
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