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espnglish 

Espnglish...which can also be termed espnish or "speaking sports" (e'sp'nch) is the act of converting your everyday life into sport analogys.
To speak espnglish, say for example you and your boy Doug are going to the club and get at some girls:

"Come on doug...it's the playoffs tonight. We gotta run the triangle for a couple hours, get in some isolation situations, and then around 2:30 we gotta step up in the clutch and run that stockton to malone pick & roll."

or say you're chillen with some girl watchin a movie and one of your boys calls to get you to hit up a party:

"I dont know man. Coach got us watching film and after that im probably gonna do a layup drill. But if practice ends early, i'll hit you up and I might actually travel with the team on that westcoast roadtrip."
espnglish by thatnmarcusgraham March 23, 2009
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rally english 

A stereotypical Finnish English accent.

The term comes from Finnish rally drivers who would often speak with this accent when interviewed.

Hydraulic Press Channel is known for this accent too.
"Jees ai speek rally english"
rally english by bad_man12 August 11, 2016

Mahdi English 

The best English teacher alive (used as a noun)
John: Hey have you seen our new English teacher?
Dave: No, what's he like?
John: He's a real Mahdi English!
Mahdi English by Mahdi.English June 12, 2020

Full English Breakfast 

A delightful morning sexual escapade whereby the male is woken by his female mate performing oral on his morning wood which is promptly followed by a full round of ass arching , intestinal rearranging by clapping her vaginally and anally. Actual breakfast at Denny’s thereafter is purely optional.
This morning’s full English breakfast has left me both satisfied and sore.

English Class 

A worthless waste of time where you learn the same things that you learned when you were 2, but still manage to have teachers that have a lower IQ than a potato.
We have English Class now.
English Class by SieC5 February 18, 2020

English Class 

The class in which you write paper after paper and essay after essay of COMPLETE BULLSHIT. You gotta analyse the shit out of those poems and you gotta learn the shit out of those plays.
Friend 1: Yo I got English class next.

Friend 2: Pahahahahah, good luck mate.
English Class by Lenwooo October 28, 2013

Old English furniture polish 

Old English furniture polish

Or Old English wood polish

Made by company Reckitt Benckiser plc

Old english furniture polish conditions, cleans & helps protect your furniture to bring out wood's natural beauty

It is specially formulated for all light & dark wood surfaces throughout your home, including kitchen cabinets, wood furniture, wood paneling.

Old English furniture wood polish is available in Liquid form
& OIl Form.

OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Light Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Scratch Cover - Dark Wood
OLD ENGLISH® Lemon Oil Polish (Canada)

AEROSOLS
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Almond
OLD ENGLISH® Furniture Polish Aerosol - Fresh Lemon

Old English® furniture cleaning products, polishes wood care products bring out wood's natural beauty.

Not to be confused with olde english 800 ,
A brand of American malt liquor brewed by the Miller Brewing Company. that was introduced in 1964 , No they are not the Same product .

Old English furniture polish is more similar to pledge wood cleaner , Murphy Oil Soap Wood Cleaner ,
Guardsman Wood cleaner & polish Liquid All-Purpose Cleaner, Weiman Products Clean Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray , Howard Oil-based Wood Polish & Conditioner , Scott's Liquid Gold Liquid Gold Wood Furniture Cleaner & Polish Spray.
Old English furniture polish. / wood polish is made for

Sprucing up / touching up worn out furniture made of wood

Like coffee tables with scratches and gouges, Nicks ,cuts and blemishes.

Brand Name : old english
Product Type : Wood Cleaner & Polish
Manufacturer: Reckitt Benckiser
Product Type : Furniture Polish & Oil

For best results, use as needed to remove dust and clean stains on wood furniture. To nourish and protect light or dark woods, you can apply Old English as often as you like. When your wood starts to look dull or dry, it's not too soon to polish.