Epitantric

When something is epic to a spiritual level and arouses sexual desires when beheld.

Oh my god, that local organic juicy ripe peach I partook of was f*^king epitantric! My mouth is still watering.

by dandymusics November 5, 2009

enbitchen

Enbitchen: The act of making someone a bitch. To make someone look so stupid that they must now be your bitch.

Derived from the playing of pro evo soccer 5 when a player is skinned, the human player feels like a bitch, thus he or she is enbitchened.

player 1: Yo i just skinned you bigstyle
player 2: I know man i feel like such a bitch
random dude: He just got enbitchened

by Vindez July 18, 2006

Epitome

*Nothing makes you look more stupid than trying to use a sophisticated word and spelling or saying it incorrectly

Pronounced: (eh-pit-oh-mee)
Often mistakenly spelt Epitomy or said "E-PI-TOME"

The absolute example of something!!
Usually used to describe a person or item.
When you cant use a good description to describe something you can say:
"Jesus is the epitome of dickheadedness"

Parkway Drive - "You're the epitome of pure self-destruction."

Cradle Of Filth are the epitome of black/goth metal

Simple Plan are the epitome of homosexualness

Chuck Norris is the epitome of pure manliness

by Satan Loves Metal September 8, 2006

ebit

Earnings Before Interest & Tax

Operating income and EBIT are used interchangeably across much of the accounting and investing world.

by dnzykt September 7, 2016

eplit

An event that is epic and also turns lit. This usually happens when everyone gets loose and leaves their morals behind.

Rudy: Are you guys coming tomorrow?
Fernando: Hell yeh! We all going to get eplit!

Jose: GET LOOSE!

by ThomasThePug December 29, 2016

embitch

verb: to reduce someone to the status of a bitch, a weak and obedient underling that does your will out of sheer intimidation. Similar to embarassed, except with more direct connotations to one's bitchhood. Usually being embitched is a bad thing, but not always.

Maxine: Get the fuckin' yard cleaned up, Daryl you useless shit!
Mike: Dude! Don't let her embitch you like that. If you let it go now, it'll be like that you're entire relationship. Be a man!
Daryl: Sorry, bro. I was embitched long ago.

Jack: Woman, you better be naked when I get home, holding an ice-cold beer and a bottle of lube!
Dana: -sigh- I've been embitched.

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author May 9, 2007

epitath

A non-existent word, generally confused with either epithet or epitaph.

"Don't you be call me Gook. That are racial epitath"

"I would like my epitath to read: 'Pepperoni and Cheese'."

by Robert Paulson esq. September 17, 2008