getting high and having a wank
by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016
Get the enlightened self-interestmug. The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.
Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”
Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?
Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
Get the Enlightenmentmug. You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.
Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 27, 2023
Get the Enlightened conversationsmug. Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra
by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023
Get the Enlightenedmug. by The Hero King May 28, 2025
Get the Weeb Enlightenmentmug. Corresponding to each entity to a consciousness of unity through respect and gratefulness. Where dark and light become And Good and bad fades away. Realization we're in it all together. Which brings us to serenity in chaotic matters. Peace.
by commando titi whiti April 24, 2022
Get the enlightening of peacemug. 