Enlightenment

Realising that have a glass of wine at the end of the day is just really f*cking nice

James found enlightenment after 2 weeks of sobriety

by ArtVanderly1969 January 20, 2021

web-enlightenment

A new era of enlightenment of the masses made possible by the easily accessible information provided by the internet.

In this age of web-enlightenment, anyone can be an expert at anything in just a few clicks.

by thinker234 December 16, 2011

Banana Enlightenment

When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.

Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.

by Banana-Ladies June 1, 2021

condition-based enlightenment

Defining the conditions that could impact the possibility for one to be in the state of "enlightenment" .
Enlightenment due to favorable conditions. Such as sitting under a tree vs standing in line at the DMV.

All these modern "guru's" have condition-based enlightenment. Have them come shovel some shit while late on their mortgage, and their babies are sick.

by yourheartisaportal January 28, 2018

Elightenmentful

When you’re too cool for school and smart in an enlightened way

Woah you being the bigger man is so Elightenmentful

by Urban. . Dictionary January 28, 2023

enfrightened

To be enlightened by knowledge you didn't want.

You haven't heard of Zubaz? Well, prepare to be enfrightened.

by ivor_von_jawa November 14, 2010

Enlightainment

That which we expect (or gain) by celebrating religious festivals apart from culture.

It was rather amusing to see our Christian and Muslim friends enlightaining themselves when they joined in with musical instruments as we sang the bhajans during the aarti.

The uni-cultural minded world has not seen enough of enlightainment crisis among the multi-cultural Indians. Has the cultural intercourse screwed it all up for us?

by Nãvnã December 20, 2010