Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 9, 2021

EMP

Eat my pussy

My ex texted me and said he wants to see me. I responded with “you can, as long as you emp.”

by Niyaaaaaaa May 26, 2023

empes

A weird hoe who everyone somehow still loves and is friends with

Omg he/she is such a empest

by Empesser May 22, 2021

Empping

The act of pooping and drinking alcohol at the same time in order to reach the required drunk level ready for the sesh. The word is formed from the words excitement and dumping

I rushed home from work to meet you guys and was even empping, that's how you know I'm down to party tonight

by BarelyDreaming September 26, 2020

Emp

incredibly gay and oddly a masochist.

Wow! He's really an emp.

by RIZLE September 28, 2025

Emp

short for "eat my pussy"

"Emp you fucking bitch"

by anonymous April 20, 2021

Emp

Means Eat my pussy

When a guy or anyone says smd . Tel them this emp or lmp

Emp=way my pussy
Lmp:lick my pussy

by anonymous September 17, 2020