Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.

“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Attention EMP

An attention EMP is a comment lobbed into a discussion that has the effect of distracting all participants of the discussion badly.

Man, Jeremy threw and attention EMP in on that meeting that was so bad we had to take a 10 minute biobreak.

by Phorkus October 19, 2016

EMP

A Fortnite team.

A joined EMP clan and ranked 1

by EMP WARRIOR October 14, 2020

emp

This is an acronym in which it stand for eat my pussy.

Her: You are such an annoying cunt

You: shut the fuck up emp.

by Anthony Dominguez January 31, 2019

Empful

Adj. Something that is seen as half empty and/or half full.

My beer glass is empful, I'll need a refill soon.

by millionmileman August 28, 2019

empes

A weird hoe who everyone somehow still loves and is friends with

Omg he/she is such a empest

by Empesser May 22, 2021

emp

Entirely mini person

GOD HE IS BAGNGING ME
he must be an emp

by anonymous November 22, 2021