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Emerson LaSalle

Emerson LaSalle -name- A fictional character of blogcruft, and the main character in the independent film PULP BOY.

HISTORY - Emerson LaSalle started out as an imaginary character that was a metaphor for the kind of writer that was just so bad that you couldn't help but like him. His fictional life and career was created through thousands of blog posts and comments through various websites and publications in an ever expanding MEME.

Eventually, the name was widely enough recognized that there was even a Wikipedia entry created for him. However, disgruntled Wiki editors fought fiercly to remove his reference, despite being updated to note that he was a character of fan-fiction. This in turn caused a surge in popularity (and infamy) for the character.
"That is a true LaSallism." Meaning: Something that is done half-assed with the belief that the effort was sufficient.

"In memory of the prolific Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: Sarcastic reference to anything that could be construed as a major failure, gratuitously violent or sexual, or cheesy in general.

"That is probably just another pseudoneme for Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: The name sounds fake.

"Oh man, I just got LaSalled" Meaning: Being shunned, or overlooked.
by Emerson LaSalle Fan February 27, 2009
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emersons dictionary

a book of all words that should never be said 'less they be turned into a pervy comment
"wow that thing is BIG!" "omg! emersons dictionary!!"
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Emerson

Not the 20th century, transcendentalist poet who changed his last name to his favorite word on Urban Dictionary
They were uncomfortable calling him Mr. Crossjostle, so his friends just called him Emerson.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 9, 2013
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Emerson

She will be the prettiest, smartest girl you can ever think of, it’s unreal. She will be there for you as long as your there for her. She is brave and will do whatever it takes to make you feel happy. She will spend her own time on you, just because she is the most caring and loving person.
Hey, what’s the girls name with the perfect smile and personality?

Her name is probably Emerson.

Hi, i’m Emerson, it’s very nice to meet you.

Quickly glances and falls in love with her...
by Jackson Buckley December 5, 2018
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emerson

A hot ass girl who is always thick. She is pretty, and funny, chill, but she can be rude. But overall she is the best person to be around
You know a emerson? Damn your lucky!
by itsthebitchhoe December 5, 2019
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Dirty Emerson

You do A three finger pull on the G spot while finishing your partner with Oral. Right at the climax you scream "Put a Dildo In My Ass"
50/50 if your partner does or doesn't.
He took a real gamble last night with the Dirty Emerson. I heard she actually put it in!
by Roy Heuber September 10, 2021
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Keith Emerson

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.
by dildo777 July 13, 2018
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