Essentialist

The entitled discrimination a person feels regarding others who are out and about during a global pandemic.

*Text conversation*
Friend 1: I was on my way to work today and passed so many cars! There’s no way all these people are essential to society too.
Friend 2: Don’t make assumptions, you essentialist!

by lastfrontiermama April 6, 2020

bare essentials

private and significant sexual somewhat parts of the body

An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials

by anonymous April 2, 2010

ecsentually

a delightful amalgamation of the adjectives, extravagant and expensive, resulting in an amusing and enjoyable new adverb. Apparently there is no other form of this word

I dont have a lot of money so we can't go to any place that is too ecsentually.

by wm December 27, 2004

Essential Ears

The sharp pain experienced due to wearing medical grade face masks for hours on end.

COVID may be causing you to quarantine, but at least it’s saving you from a case of essential ears.

by TheDrewthHurts April 20, 2020

Essentuous

When a coworker is an essential employee and very beautiful.

My secretary is an essentuous woman.

by Greasy Snake June 21, 2020

Essential

Something math will never be

Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential

Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients

by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020

Essentials

A necessary ingredient to organize a party or gathering. Can be used as a synonym to a large number of things, including, but not limited to beer, coke, joints, whores, dwarves, fireworks, anal beads, bouncy castles or potato cannons.

Yo fam, have you ordered the essentials?
Nah, the stock on milfies is low at the moment

by cracktivator3 February 19, 2021