Edisoning

A continual streak of invention or innovation. Named after the great American Inventor Thomas Edison who invented over a thousand things including motion pictures and the phonograph.

"Riaz is Edisoning right now. He just invented three new cocktails and coined a new killer word Pocket Muffin.

by Fatrazmo November 27, 2013

Edison high school

A high school in Fresno CA which says they're super diverse but in reality everyone just divides into different groups by ethnicity. There are tons of AP classes and some of the teachers are decent but others r super strict or r just terrible at teaching. If it wasn't divided enough, everyone is also split by popularity. This sucks for nerds who either group together in huge nerd areas or stand alone because no one cares about them. There is no real community because you may have someone in your class next to u and never know their name cuz everyone has a strong stranger mentality and doesn't want to mingle. Everyone is so afraid to talk to each other that no one really knows each other especially if they're a nerd. If you can't relate to anyone you're destined for depression like all those lonely kids standing around who no one bothers to talk to. It's also super ghetto with a bunch of loud annoying Mexicans and blacks who make up most of the school. There's some spirited ppl too who try their best but there is no spirit unity becuz of said stranger mentality. Other groups include hipster weirdos with skateboards and dyed hair, chatty white girls, peppy blacks, Mexican hoes and fboys, Asian volleyball ppl, and and black ppl who just rap or start fights. The school staff Ian pretty mean too but it's probably cuz they've been dealing with teenage shite for years

Guy 1: I go to Edison high school!
Girl: that place Has too many hoes and I hear it's dangerous
Guy1: that's not true!
*guy gets drive by shot seconds later

by Zoltangrundy September 19, 2017

Edison

A man of Albanian descent. Edison's are usually characterized by their incredible ability to steal stealthily and swiftly. They also tend to hang around suburban areas and can be seen from afar because of their stylistic choices: For example, they tend to wear two colors and only two, black and white. They also have a weird mood and sense of humor, as both can change drastically in the matter of minutes or even seconds.

Man: Where's my wallet?! It must've gotten stolen!
Man 2: Probably was a Edison.

by Billx-1 December 3, 2021

Edison

A town in New Jersey where the population is widely diverse. Asians take the majority of the population(approximately 53%) exceeding the number of Caucasian and African- Americans families in the town. Proudly known for their over-achieving schools, John P. Stevens High School and Edison High School.

#1: Hey where do you live?
#2: I live in Edison
#1: They have mad brown people

by BrownAllstar July 16, 2006

Edison

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

by JLAI April 17, 2018

The Thomas Edison

Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.

Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ August 28, 2008

Thomas A. Edison high school

School In Tulsa, Oklahoma. Second Best TPS High School, Established in 1954. Boasts a Magnet program which includes many interesting classes. Also known as Edison Preparatory School. Though it truly is a "prep" school in all aspects of the word, there are all sorts of people there, and you can easily find your niche among the masses.

"Where do you go to school?"
"Edison."
"Nice."

by Alis Volat propiis February 11, 2005