Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011

premature evacuation

1. to piss yourself while running to the restroom, usu. after holding it for several hours.

We were stuck in traffic for hours, so when we got home I was running for the restroom when I had a premature evacuation right in my pants.

by Surly Steamroller November 11, 2007

wet bowel evacuation

when you have shittited on yo damn self and it evacuates abruptly out of the anus(asshole) and for fat hoes with big buick hummer asses yo shit gon clog up and its gon slowly drip out the fat folds. Its gone look like melted ice cream. Yo right ass cheek gone smell like manuder and yo left ass cheek like a flaming homosexual (look it up).So to the fat person bitch lose some weight. Yo ass is to damn fat to have yo shit all clogged up in yo extra dimple hole booty lookin ass. Also called cellulite.

Rue Paul- man while i was my booty shorts my shit was backed up and it was a "wet bowel evacuation".

by Yo mama left nipple November 15, 2010

major evacuation

The push a loarge poopie from ones bumhole

Jesus I have some major evacuation to do !

by JT Rooster November 3, 2006

Intestinal Evacuation

The 24-hour period of time spent on the toilet after drinking a good hard litre of sweet prune juice

Lary: Dude, the boys dared me to drink a litre of prune juice... let's just say the intestinal evacuation that followed was not at all pretty. Cindy was stuck cleaning the toilet for the next 6 days

by Left Some Answerz February 23, 2010

Dunkirk Evacuation

This is a sexual term referring to the historic evacuation of 400,000 British soldiers from France during World War II. It is when the man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, then sucks all of it back out through her rectal area, then kisses it right back into her mouth.

I almost pulled out. But I didn't! So I had to perform a Dunkirk Evacuation to get those sperm cells out of there and into a safer territory.

by carebearseverywhere September 23, 2021

wacinduced ejackulation

when giving sperm sample if can not ejackulate nurse shoves finger in your ass to expidite results

miss i just can't cum , its ok i'll just perform wacinduced ejackulation {IN} you hehe!

by stuart ivey February 27, 2008