Earballs

Another word for ears. Made famous by the animated American TV spy comedy, Archer.

Coined due to ear sounding similar to eye.

"Ow, my earballs!" - Cheryl Tunt, Archer

by thisisanamenowfuckoff January 2, 2012

earape

When some pig fucker edits a video to be distorted and really fuckin loud in an attempt to make you fuckin deaf

Yo bro I was listening to some earape last night and I think Im deaf in my left ear

by Big duck da January 19, 2017

Flat Earth Society

A group of stupid wankers that are so stupid, they think the earth is a flat disc

Son: Hey dad, I've joined the flat earth society
Dad: I have no son

by OliverTheNerd May 19, 2018

Scorched Earth Policy

When you go to war with someone and decide that you do anything to win even if that means destroying your own resources so that they can't use them. It refers to the a strategy whereby a defensive retreating military will destroy the resources (food supply, bridges, water, power sources) to assure that the advancing opposing military cannot use them.

Scorched Earth policy: "If we go to war, I will use enact a scratched earth policy."

by Chereb September 22, 2018

Planet Earth

The poor little planet that has to suffer from the actions that us humans do every day

Poor planet Earth, has to suffer from the disease

by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

earthbound

The greatest game ever. Ness, Paula, Jeff, and Poo save the world from the evil Gigyas and the backstabbing Pokey. All other games pale in comparison to Earthbound.

New Aged Retro Hippie uses protractor.
New Aged Retro Hippie can now measure things easily.
Ness attacks. SSSMMMMAAASSSSHHHH!!!
New Aged Retro Hippie returns to normal. You have won!!!

by Sodomy August 2, 2004

Earthbound

The most underrated RPG ever made. Released for the SNES back in the mid 1990's, it revolved around 4 kids that meet up with eachother throughout the course of the game to defeat an Alien (Gigyas) that plans to destroy the Universe in the future.

The game was known for it's off-beat humor (much of it being quirky Japanese portrayals of American culture), and ridiculously addictive gameplay, along with a great story. While it was very popular upon it's release in Japan, it didn't do so well in the US, despite massive promotion, since many people found the simple graphics a turn-off, and it was released later in the systems life, when the next generation of gaming consoles was beginning to break into the market (At the time, being Sega Saturn and Playstation).

The game later developed a massive cult following, as people who weren't exposed to it when it was new discovered just how great it is. A sequel, Mother 3, came out in Japan for GBA, but has seen no official US release.

#1

- "Dude, I'm so tired"
- "Why's that?"
- "I was up all night playing Earthbound again..."

#2

Since Earthbound is considered such a rare classic now, original cartridges of the game now go for small fortunes on Ebay!

by FlightofIcarus March 24, 2010