Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."
Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."
Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
by Astor G. February 28, 2008
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An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
"Can we do that?"
"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"
"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.
3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!
2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.
3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!
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Get the Anime Tiddie Expert mug.Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''
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Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.
Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily
Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.
Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily
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Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
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