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instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
by Astor G. February 28, 2008
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insta-expert

noun: in conversation this person believes they are well versed in a topic or subject, when they actually don't know shiat.
"...and that's why"

"Good job, insta-expert."
by Bob Dolemite May 29, 2007
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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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Draping Expert

1. An expert in the semantics of draping a towel, or cloth in front of ones genitals.

2. The art of 'hacking' or 'taking control' of someone's Dailybooth account.

3. Becci is a fine example of a professional 'Draper'. She loves to dangle things in front of her genitals... It turns her on!
1. "DUDE, THAT GUY'S NAKED!"
"No, he's a draping expert!"

2. "lol, i'm sooo going to drape you!'
by McBousche January 18, 2011
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Anime Tiddie Expert

The type of person who knows the anime just by looking at a characters boobs
My friend watches so many animes he will become an Anime Tiddie Expert without a doubt
by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022
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African Expert

Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''
Moses Nibba Owuwu: like if iwobi is beter den ronaldo + messi & man utd wil win d premier leageu

Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.

Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily
by MasterJesus771 December 27, 2018
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Ceiling Expert

A skank, slut, whore, sloo, slam pig, etc. that is constantly taking it missionary style and staring @ the ceiling.
Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
by Bobass April 27, 2007
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