mind dangled

when you think one thing is going to happen but a completely different thing occurs, or when you have an idea but it turns out to be completely wrong

guy #1: "man look at that chick up ahead she's got a bangin body"

guy #2: "whoa dude.. that's not a chick that is a fuckin dude!"

guy #1: "oh man I got totally mind dangled"

by CVdizzle January 22, 2010

Diaper Dangler

A girl that is such a strumpet that her kids diaper is dangling with shit but she wont change it because she is too busy getting fucked by the whole world....

There's always that one girl at work who is such a diaper dangler.. hmmmm

The girl you will deny and deny ever doing anything with....

A dirty strumpet...

by lovebug23 November 4, 2010

Delhi Dangleblaster

The Delhi dangleblaster is a party game where a female inserts a live wire (minimum 900 volts) inside her rectum and then proceeds to attach a car battery to her nipples and tongue. A male then commences to insert his flaccid phallus inside her bonus hole with the goal being to dislodge the wire from her butt.

Sorry, Garry, the car's down. Me and the kids were bonding over a fun session of the Delhi dangleblaster last night and blew out the battery.

by Ichis crowtum October 30, 2023

Angles and Dangles

"Angles and Dangles" is a submariners' term for a critical exercise that usually takes place right after a nuclear submarine leaves on a patrol. Once in deep water, the sub dives deep and then comes back up, both at a steep angle. Anything that is not properly secured will fall down, making some noise. These are known as dangles, and they must be corrected before a sub is fully rigged for silent running. Basically, you dive deep, come up steep, and listen to the result. In no way should this exercise be considered as "showing off" and is not usually something experienced bye the eyes of the public.

by trident October 13, 2003

Hop Off The Dangles

a word a phrase that means stop following me or "get off my case" but a better way to say it

child 1 : i think someones following us
Child 2 : i know lets ask him
Child 1 : are you following us
Child molester : yaaaa :)
Child 2 :hop off the dangles wierdo
child molester : :(

by xD nM . December 15, 2009

danglesnipe

1) A feat of ridiculous marksmanship, usually on Xbox Live. Usually involves a quick headshot, and almost always results in a kill.
2) To have sex with, to fuck, to 'rep choach'

1) Bro did you see me danglesnipe that kid? I came into the room and one-shotted him. Shit was dirty.
2) Last night this bittie called me up, I went to her house and danglesniped that hoe.

by NoDangles4U19 January 2, 2009

Detroit Dime Dangler

When you or someone else pinches their scrotum between two dimes and a second person bites around the two dimes, removing a circular section of skin. Then the two dimes are opened over the first person's mouth and the skin dropped inside. Made popular by Detroit, Michigan's secretive underground sex scene.

Samantha placed Jack's scrotum between two dimes and bite around the dimes, removing a circle of skin. She then dangled the removed skin over Jack's mouth and dropped it inside. Giving him a Detroit Dime Dangler.

by Algolgaming January 11, 2012