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Douchetorious

Being notorious for being a complete douche.
Justin Bieber is douchetorious for singing like a girl.
"He doesn't seem to know that the reason girls don't go for him is because he's douchetorious for having his greased up spikey hair and popping his collar."
by phantomJezzi September 30, 2011
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Douchecorn

A douche of mythical proportions. Someone who has reached an epic and rare level of douchery that they are equivalent to a douche unicorn.
That guy just asked me to flash him then said I was fat when I didn't, what a douchecorn.
by tundrakatiebean June 17, 2013
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douchelorean

The asshole tailgating you with the lifted truck!
I am going to do a brake stand if that douchelorean doesn't get off my ass!
by cm115 April 10, 2015
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douchewrinkle

1.Asshat that believes they are entitled to policing the Internet on social media.
2. Disrespectful sex stain misplaced from leg to vagina to create lower form of life ... see Tyler Link
Another douchewrinkle thinking a meme is insulting..
by AVICUS76Z May 24, 2016
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Doucheometer

The level in which your intuition kicks in and tells your gut you are dealing with a level of. Douchness, far beyond any basic level of comprehension.
Usually your doucheometer kicks in when you recognize the effects experienced by the typical recognizable attributes, such as: "What are you talking about? It was you, not me" when discussing the fact that you know damn well the nutella jar is empty and you didn't have any...

Claims the order was for him and then runs off with your pizza that you already paid for...

Sees you coming with an assload of shopping bags and then proceeds to lock and deadbolt the door, while staring through the glass at you with a mildly disdainful smirk...
And after all of this, proceeds to tell you, YOURE THE TROLL!!!!!!
by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 30, 2019
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doucheomitis

noun.
A female who continuously rejects a great man for a number one douche. No matter what, the good man does for her, the douche keeps collecting money. She will complain about relationships, money, men, purses, jewelry, etc. The Doucheomitis will also complain about the douche bad and hold on to the real man. It's a disease and women are suffering daily. Professional help is required but not often seeked. Doucheomitis is a common undiagnosed disorder. She will see out a Douche no matter what gem is thrown in her path. Poor, poor, poor darling has potential. I am sorry but your friend are tired of telling you if he is right..
Omg! Doucheomitis picke me up in his Bentley, I fucked him, and now he won't answer! What do I do? Pat is pissed and won't talk to me!
by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021
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douchelordington

The ruller of all douchebags in all the lands on every continent all around the world. The ultimate douchebag some would consider a " douchelordington" an emperor of the douchebags. Someone who exemplifies the ultimate douchebag status and is held in high regards as number one douchebag.

A douchlordington goes the extra mile to go above and beyond to be a douchebag.
My baby daddy is a such a "douchelordington".
Person number one: Man did you see that? That guy cut me off in traffic, he's such a douchebag.

Person number two: yea man hes a "douchelordington" for sure.
Person number one: yea man he is the douchelordington of the road.

Yo the white house has a bunch of douches running it. Yea but we know that the real "douchelordington" has got it all under control.
by Casper OG November 16, 2022
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