Doucherdom

The amount of douchery one possesses.

Justin Beiber demonstrated a great level of doucherdom when he spit upon his fans below.

by Racnut September 1, 2013

douchestone

The most offensive word known to man. Outrageously vulgar. There is no context on earth in which this word would be appropriate. Anyone who speaks this word aloud is immediately struck with fire from heaven.

Shakespeare wrote extensively on the douchestones of his time.

by HeartbreakerWill April 18, 2019

Doucherina

Adj; A more feminine form or Douche or Douchebag. Used on a more arrogant or deplorable audience, often in pair with a title such as "queen" or "princess"

Adj 2: Used to insultingly describe a place of ruling.

You might as well call Edward prince Dickass of Doucherina.

by Astellaria August 30, 2020

Doucherstien

The recently made up word 'doucherstien' is an insult. It can be used as a serious insult, or a friendly insult. Whatever. The word comes from the root words 'Douche' and 'Stien'. Douche, meaning a squeeze-bottle used for the clensing of bodily orfices (usually the vagina or the anus). And stien, meaning a german beer mug. Doucherstien means a German beer mug filled with dirty douche water. Douche. Stien. Doucherstien. There you go.

"That asshole is acting like a total doucherstien. I wanna kick his ass."

"Way to go, doucherstien!"

by KnockaboutKlown June 10, 2009

douchetronium bomb

1. a weapon of mass douching; everyone is killed but ground zero is spring fresh.
2. an act of such great douchery that a mass number of people are affected.

dude, don't be such a douchetronium bomb.

by unclfrank July 9, 2010

douchesnorter

someone who snorts douche (cum) and enjoys it.

fuck, that guys such a fucking douchesnorter.

by Ralfa February 29, 2008

douchemonk

one who chooses to act like an asshole or jerk

damnit corey ur sucha douchemonk

by shawn mauger August 4, 2007