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time distortion

The effect where time runs uncomfortably fast whilst sitting in front of computer surfing the Internet, in stark contrast to the slower passage of time experienced during a walk
I swear, every time I sit down to binge-watch videos, I experience time distortion—what felt like 30 minutes turned into three hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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Distorted

A desirable way for something to sound sometimes.
She stuck a microphone in her pussy and tried to record a karaoke song, but it came out distorted.
by The Original Agahnim December 31, 2021
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realty distortion field

A field property financially ignorant, selling property owners emit.
Dr. Crom paid $200,000 on a house where the windows do not even meet the walls in South Park. Realty distortion field detected.
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Distortion Sweater

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.
person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!
by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019
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Cognitive distortion

03/02, 17:06 Gary Santino: Cognitive distortion= emotional reasoning = quickest reflexative naturally existing biological component of the brain/mind architecture. This means fewer calories are required for the open-ended possibility of cerebral/ intellectual reasoning to fully examine any analysis of a topic.
03/02, 17:09 Gary Santino: In turn, mental reflexes generate neural pathways for thought processes to travel along without the necessity to commit a fully integrated process, for energy conservation

Therefore, to distrust your frame of reference, in turn, you end up liberating those knee jerk decision making reactions, which take place because you are predominantly using emotional maps.
What do you think of President X, well I think he's useless because he did this to his family.

Examples of bad parenting skills being used against someone's ability to run a countrys affairs, is a classic piece of cognitive distortion, which can be utilised by a political opponent, within a lazy electorate, who have succumbed to personality politics, not the politics on of itself, because of the immediate dopamine reward the brain delivers for the quickest response possible, without engaging an extensive amount of calories.
by BudgieMuscle1 February 3, 2024
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Distorted Fate

A Phigros original song in Chapter VIII - Transit Tide
Jay Unlocked Distorted Fate after beating Retribution
by AEvangelionFan January 31, 2025
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Distorted Duck

A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
by answer2no1 May 29, 2021
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