Mad Cow Displease

Usually used when one is upset or is mad about a cow

Man them Darn cow i am very mad cow displeased

by Akiozenki Sudonymus February 20, 2011

filing a dispute

the act of nutting, ejaculating, or cumming.

AJ was filing a dispute even though it's no-nut November.

by yungdairy November 22, 2018

Dispantia

(noun) The medical condition, which often afflicts males on television, where one is unable to remember if one is wearing pants. Symptoms of this include, not only the lack of pants, but also to go sans trousers in public and the inability... ...to remember (or sluggishly recall) not wearing pants at a later date.

Sally Sparrow was in for a surprise when she visited her friend, who neglected to inform her that her brother suffers from Dispantia.

by Leaviel September 14, 2009

Facebook Display of Affection

When assholes feel the need to share their love with all of their Facebook contacts, much to everyone else's dismay.

Asshole #1 missin u like crazy!
1 second ago • Comment • Like

Asshole #2 likes this.

Asshole #2 Me 2! Can't wait to c u l8r on 2nite, sexy! xoxo ♥

Friend who has to put up with this shit Fuck off already! Your facebook display of affection makes me wanna spew!

by pamhatesassholes July 27, 2009

Police Dispatcher

Someone who is forced to put up with ignorance beyond belief of the public without the liberty of bringing that ignorance to their attention without being terminated. Also telling the police what little information can be obtained from these idiots and sending them into situations they have no clue about.

Caller; "I just saw someone get robbed!"

Police Dispatcher: "Where?"

Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"

Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"

Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"

by mdaugh October 27, 2008

disperse

to leave somewhere; to get out of a place

James: Lets disperse out this piece.
Justin: Yea, they actin foogaysee.

by Justin Noel December 2, 2007

disposed of

a maniac's friendly way of refering to murdering someone

Kid: Where did mommy go?
Santa: I disposed of her.

by shrw October 29, 2007