Dildo

1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.

Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69

by dildoslap February 20, 2009

Dildo

Little Bastad

Your being a dildo!

by Gaisko June 15, 2003

Dildo

Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.

by lwekjr July 6, 2008

Dildo

A dildo is a sex toy that is used for pleasure to both male and females. It is shaped like a mans cock(penis or dick) that would enter an anus or pussy

I can’t think of a big enough dildo I could use

by That one guy 2827 April 21, 2018

Dildo

A thing women use to pleasure them selfs

The women used her dildo last night

by Cum love dildo November 12, 2019

Dildo

A dildo is a fake dick that is usually rubber but can also be glass ect. Used for female or male mastrubation or can be used during sex.

Hey I just got a new dildo it feels so good in my pussy

by Princess55XO February 26, 2018

Dildo

1. An object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation. It's usually used by women to penetrate themselves or others. However, men can use them too.

2. A ridiculous or stupid person. An idiotic human being. A true waste o' space.

1. Girl: Hey, I'm in the mood. Could you grab my dildo, Hun?

Other girl: Sure!

2. Dude: Wow, he's such a dildo.

Bro: Yeah, bro.

by Violets are Orange July 14, 2018