dickwad

Wad of dick. Also known as "dickwaaaaaaaaad" when spoken.

Hey dickwaaaaaaaaad(dickwad), where's my blackberry?

by Richard Wadd June 11, 2006

Inbred Dickwad

The horrendously offensive insult screamed at you by the cops in GTA Online

"Inbred dickwad"

by Scrawny Nag June 15, 2020

Dickwad Dilly

A standard asshole who acts like he cannot function in society due to extreme stupidity

That guy came up here acting like a real dickwad dilly.

by Florence Hellmouth July 19, 2020

Canadian Dickwad

A game much like football or rugby. Better when played in small groups (four vs. four at most). Players run up and down the field trying to get a touchdown. You may only take five steps before passing the ball. When either team has gotten a goal, or the ball goes out-of-bounds, the opposite team takes the ball and throws it in the air. There is then a mad dash to reach it first. Contact is allowed and encouraged.

"Man, Canadian Dickwad sure is a fun game to watch!" or "Ah, Im exhausted after playing Canadian Dickwad."

by CrystalButler! May 22, 2008

Dickwad Wigglesworth

He is a man who cannot lift more than ten pounds

Hey can i go to the gym with you?

nah man you're a Dickwad Wigglesworth

by Kentavious Caldwellpopeismydad December 1, 2022

Dickwad Dinos

A group of people that somehow have found themselves in a group chat 🤷 ♂️

We are the dickwad dinos or some shit

by Drakcir Omixam November 24, 2021

Bible-humping Homophobic Ultraconservative Dickwad

Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.

Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m

by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 18, 2017