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DickTok

Someone who rudely opens their TikTok app in the presence of other people and lets it play out loud. Particularly people that let a small portion of the video play and then advance it to the next video so that you don't even get to hear a complete video.
DickTok drove me crazy today by playing 1/3 of 100 videos completely void of anything valuable.
by anonymous December 17, 2021
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dickorized

When you see a well hung dick and just become mesmorized, losing your thought process and are at a loss for words. dick + mesmorized
He sent me a pic of his goods and I became dickorized!
by Elie820 September 21, 2006
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Dicktrick

A 4 goal game by a player, usually hockey.
Originated from professional hockey player Joe Thornton saying he would whip his dick out and masterbate directly after scoring his 4th goal of the game.
Fan #1: Hey did you you see Jumbo Joe's dicktrick
Fan #2: The 4th goal had such a sick celly!
by TheTFedoration February 1, 2017
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Dichtorscale

A scale which assigns a single number to quantify the amount of attractive energy released by a woman. It is a base-10 logarithmic scale obtained by calculating the logarithm of the combined horizontal amplitude of the largest displacement from zero on a Bust-Waist-Hip ratio. So, for example, an woman that measures 36-26-36 would hypothetically rate a 10 taking in consideration no other physical abnormalities, i.e. butterface
That chick is definitely a tenner as per the dichtorscale
by Molly Stong January 9, 2010
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Dickhorn

Someone who is too busy living in the past to focus on the future. They are oblivious to the good things in life
She is such a dickhorn; shes too busy living in the past to focus on the future.
by awkotaco1905 November 30, 2013
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dicktone

Sorry for my dicktone
by zokuva March 1, 2023
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dickthroat

When someone continuously coughs over and over again uncontrollably.
Why don't you fix that dickthroat you have Sam?
by Dickthroat mcgee June 25, 2008
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