urban dickering

A game played between people where you take turns sharing disgusting, humorous and/or lewd Urban Dictionary definitions. The winner is the last one standing (or not puking).

"I lost the Urban Dickering game when he told me the definition of an Alabama Hot Pocket!! >barf<

by LisaCar April 17, 2014

dickpaint

paint guys use to paint their dicks so that they're mate will find them more attractive when they have sex

Girl: You lied to me! You told me you stopped painting it...
Boy: What did you expect, baby? We met at a Dickpaint

store!

by 69isthemagicnumber December 13, 2010

DICK PRINT

The need for a manager to define a certain part of your project to show to the customer that he/she is not completely incompetent. Usually results in frustration and late deadlines.

My project was going fine till Bob decided he needed to put his dick print on it.

by Frustrated Russ April 14, 2008

Dickpit

Noun. A female human.

I gave the dickpit a new mop for Christmas.

by AaronH December 28, 2005

dickpit

a gay mans asshole

bill rammed gary right in the dickpit

by culo September 24, 2003

dickpringle

A fancy breakfast, home made flesh-light or a crispy schlonger

Joey is a lot like a Grand Slam at Denny's, a big ole dickpringle

by CRAB NIN April 6, 2009

dickfritter

1) a fritter made of dick

2) a stupid idiot

She really likes dickfritters.
He is such a dickfritter

by sure dickfritter October 14, 2016