Dickzophrenia

The small voice in the head of males that coerces men into bad life choices with their dicks. This voice is constant, unyielding, and very rarely quiet. Can be exacerbated by lack of sexual activity, boredom and/or presence of attractive sex prospects. Thought to be the leading cause of baby daddy and baby daddy trauma.

Man 1: How did you end up with 8 kids!?

Man 2: I suffer from a severe case of Dickzophrenia.

by Lance Dongstrong August 29, 2016

Dicktopus

When you're friend is a dick and are out of swear words.

YOU ARE SUCH A DICKTOPUS!

by DREGDD November 27, 2016

dickmorphia

A man with a small penis who is delusional and thinks he actually has a large penis.

That guy I banged last night had a bad case of dickmorphia.

by BroyLaurenwood March 13, 2017

dickopter

(to) dickopter is basically spinning the penis of yourself so fast that it just goes in circles

When George spins his hips when he's nacked, his dickopter is spinning fast as fuck.

by Neylonium May 30, 2017

Dickophile

An avid lover of dick.

Most girls like dick, but she is a full on dickophile.

by Nykimeow May 3, 2019

Dick mop

A woman who cleans up the "mess" after a man with her mouth.

She is such a dick mop. No sense of dignity.

by Sandy4ever98 March 28, 2019

Dicknopoly

when girls in your social circle are mean and hostile to other girls so they wont come and hang out. limiting the amount of vag and lowering the amount of female competition.

Guy 1: Dude that girl you brought was being such a bitch to all the chicks at the party.

Guy 2: Yea my bad man I think she wanted to establish a dicknopoly.

by BlackSaturn October 5, 2012