Dickbag

A mix of someone acting like a douchebag and a dickhead. Therefore, a Dickbag. Meant as an insult, if someone takes it as a compliment, that means they're more fucked up in the brain.

"My ex is such a dickbag for cheating on me"

"that girl really needs to shut up an stop being such a dickbag."

"Why must our teacher be such a dickhead??"

by Country_girl February 25, 2013

dicklap

This is when a small penis is overlaped by fat or stomach so nobody can see it.

David "fatass" Dixon has a dicklap because he is a fatass with a VERY small dick . Sucks for him he cant jack-off .

by paul k. July 4, 2004

Dinklage

The medical term for having an extremely saggy scrotum.

"Alright Dave?"
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."

"Surely it's got some uses?"
"Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the kids off."

by TyfE September 22, 2014

Dicklarious

When one is performing a dickish move to someone else and it's absolutely hilarious, but cruel

" Yo is that an I phone 4? Let me check that out " *drop on floor*
" not anymore "
" lol dood that's dicklarious "

by J3rs3yd3vil September 11, 2011

Dickfag

A person who simply has the face of said "dick"; someone who thinks of him/herself as a badass but clearly takes it in the ass. I.E. fag.

Look at that dickfag in that Yukon.

by Madyshilife August 12, 2017

Dickladon

A dick of enormous size, comparably to scale with a megladon as opposed to a regular shark.

"Oh wow Murchison really packs a Dickladon"

by Niggar? October 19, 2017

dicklogical

It's the ability to remain in a logical state of mind, despite having a working functioning penis.

That girl is an 8 hot but an 8 crazy, good thing your dicklogical and avoided the trouble.

by D-Voice January 17, 2018