big dick dexter

The name truck drivers give to the guy that is probably at home screwing their wife while they are out on the road.

Man, I had been on the road for over two weeks, and when I got home I was totally expecting to walk up on Big Dick Dexter in my bedroom with my old lady.

by Daven Maven December 24, 2007

Dexter

A cylinder of fat digestive organs and pure horny potential Dexters gut it made of literal steel and is impervious to any damage his horniness is enough to power an entire city block at least until elliot chopped his balls off and robbed humanity of the next age of technology Dexter is by most accounts a mere cocaine sniffer dog that cant actually sniff out cocaine but to many other people he is known as the fat dog that ate an entire christmas cake and walk away unscathed

Elliot: we better get dexter some food aswell or he will try eat ours
Dexter: deepthroats sausage roll

by HamesTheGingeAnnihilator February 26, 2022

Dexedrine

Brand name for dextroamphetamine, a form of speed.

I failed my drug test because I snorted a line of Dexedrine last night.

by Epigone July 1, 2003

dexter

A serial killer with a code of operation that mandates that only those who truly deserve to die actually do.

The guy met all the criteria in order that he went dexter all over him

by Glenn C A Alexander January 8, 2009

Dented Bugle

It is the same as a rusty trombone with the trombone player reaching between the guy's legs and flicking the recipient in the ball-sack from behind.

He was all prepared to bust a nut and then she finished him off with a Dented Bugle.

Rusty Trombone

by sandpiper313 May 25, 2012

Evan dexter

a person who says every name with r

evan dexter says ellr jillianr rhonr

by ur mom is my hoe December 14, 2021

Dexter

a sexually attractive male specimen.

damn, that guy is so dexter

by . February 4, 2008