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grade deflation

The main thing that separates UChicago from Harvard. Well, that any an inferiority complex.
God, I wish I'd gone anywhere but UChicago. Due to grade deflation, the professor curved to a C- and my 99 on the assignment got curved down to an 86.
by Professor Bryce Hall April 27, 2021
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deflator

(a) Somebody who deflates balls
(b) Somebody trying to lose weight
They call me the deflator because I am trying to lose weight, not because I deflate footballs. I promise!
by HugRush May 15, 2015
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Derflack

Derflack is a specimen of garbage. A Derflack will only piss in litterboxes. When interacting with a Derflack it will usually burst out saying: “A Rat!” Does not have emotions and frequently murders innocents. Is unfunny.
That guy is so unfunny! Must be a Derflack.
by joemommahahafunny July 4, 2019
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DeflatedDinoMan

Someone who wears a deflated Dino Costume on Halloween.
Guy 1: Look at that Dumba** in the DeflatedDinoMan
Guy 2: He's so F***in stupid
by DeflatedDinoMan January 26, 2021
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deflave

A gay cockwombling tranny who loves to eat bags of dicks.
Wipe that nut off your chin deflave
by DRT88 April 15, 2021
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Deflate Gape

Deflate
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".
1st guy:
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.
by Sporeut June 4, 2021
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Deflation

The feeling one gets after all the parental hype of your life gets swept away by reality. Usually after hichschool when you are no longer the most popular and the only college to accept you is Lost Dog Community College or Drunken State Univ. Also experienced after college when you realize- you are not going to be drafted by a pro sports team, no one cares where you graduated from, and your loans total 85K and your job pays 26K a year.
Mark: What's up. Haven't seen you since highschool. Did you finish Harvard?
John: I never got accepted. I'm going to DSU.
Mark: Oh. Still shooting for the NFL?
John: I got a busted knee. I'm majoring in business now.
Mark: Wow, sounds tough. Your parents are still proud though. You won state in highschool and that'll last forever.
John: I'm gonna go, I don't feel so hot.
Mark: It's ok your experiencing deflation.
by m1z_w1z_11 September 10, 2005
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