A mutate of the Succubus and Harpy. A not so endangered species that is mate-hungry, and it's mating call is "Wanna F**k?" or "Got any Drugs?". The Herpis Derpis Maximus has a high rate of vaginal and anal infections. These infections can spread via mating and there goal is to infect anyone and everyone in the world. You can tell the animal is weak when it rubs its nose and sniffles a lot. They travel in flocks. The rate of spreading the infections is a pandemic indeed.
by Adam Zapyl September 24, 2012
Get the Herpis-Derpis mug.A very unintelligent way of saying/spelling the word "delicious." It is a common response to call the person who says this word as "stupid."
by Roy Flamaku December 17, 2012
Get the Derish mug.When you're taking a really big dump, while at the same time giving it to your girl in the pussy, you take a dildo and start ramming it up her ass. Thrusting with both penetrating units, you squeeze a log out of your ass to create a quadruple pleasure in the air.
by floyd+herb April 20, 2009
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Get the Derpistanian mug.A weird person that doesn't need drugs to get high, but can just dance him- or herself high, much the way children sometimes will by spinning around on a tire swing, a merry-go-round, or even their own feet. Drug dealers hate them because they don't need drugs to get high.
"I've heard of her. Some armed lesbian pagan anarchist right? Hey, at least she's not a cop."
"No, man, she's a total dervish, and she's just getting back from a rave."
"Ah, shit, let's duck before she sees us!"
"Too late, she just jumped through our window laughing like a loon. At least she's topless."
"Damn dervishes, always fucking things up."
"No, man, she's a total dervish, and she's just getting back from a rave."
"Ah, shit, let's duck before she sees us!"
"Too late, she just jumped through our window laughing like a loon. At least she's topless."
"Damn dervishes, always fucking things up."
by Jane Cochran August 30, 2008
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