Denim eater

When a female has a huge vagina that sucks up her jeans causing a major camel toe to show.

stacy's pussy was huge.
Yeah it was a major denim eater.

by Bwillystyle January 8, 2009

denim snob

A person, male or female, who cannot wear denim priced less than $200 per item. These people also denegrate the character of people who do not wear 'high-end denim' as tastless, fashion ignorant boobs. Ironically, the denim snob prefers denim that looks like it's been run through the ass end of a wood chipper or paint factory. The denim snob will wear their expensive denim all year round, and with any item, preferrably too-tight t-shirts.

I love Hannah, but she is such a denim snob. We're going broke. We don't have anything to eat, but there's plenty of jeans. Too bad we can't eat jeans for dinner.

by Shawn Jackson May 28, 2006

denim skirt

n. The ubiquitous ankle-length skirts worn by O-girls; also refers to the O-girls themselves.

"G-d, what I would do to get under that denim skirt!"

"That lucky ass Y-boy is always surrounded by denim skirts."

by The Raging Bull February 20, 2005

Denim Demon

Someone who proudly wears denim on a daily basis. jeans, jean jackets etc. and exhibits an attidtude of denim wearing toughness and superiority. As in 1950's style greaser, biker, rockabilly, cowboy AND redneck state of dress.

"you see the kooks outfit? Thats a real denim demon..."

by Jack Stickleback November 16, 2009

tsunami denim

Very 'distressed', 'destruct' and 'destroyed' jeans as seen worn by cowboys!

Tsunami denim (named after that killer-wave in Asia), is just a small part in a whole family of wornout-look urbanwear that sprouted out of the Trash Generation culture of the 90s, where you get hand-battered, ultra clear-washed, stone-washed, super-stone, painted, devore (spotted), sand-blasted, acid-/enzyme-washed, streaky, dirty, crushed jeans up the bazoo!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

Hump'denDump relationship

Used to describe pointless relationships that start when it is expected to last for a short period of time. It assumes that a couple has only a physical relationship and proceeding it, will breakup hence " hump then dump". If said quickly enough the term sounds like "humptydumpty" (that egg that sat on the wall but shattered because he fell...)

"I can't believe Larlar and that foreign exchange student are dating?!"
"Oh, it's just a hump'dendump relationship. He's going back to Turkey in a month"
"... he's so creepy.."

"Mom, how come I don't know my father?"
"He was executed a month after conceiving you."
"You dated a deathrow criminal?"
"It was a hump'dendump relationship"

by NhuWin May 26, 2010

Triple Denim Disaster

The fashion crime of wearing a denim shirt with denim jeans and denim jacket, hence the triple denim disaster. Most likely to be sported by Jeremy Clarkson.

Fashion Police 1: Oh God, there's Clarkson again!
Fashion Police Rooky: Oh my god! Is that-?
Fashion Police 1: That's right kid. The Triple Denim Disaster!
Fashion Police Rooky: It...burns!!!

by CrazyAxer August 5, 2009