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Democrats are a political party who enjoy doing exactly what their opponents, the Republicans, don't want, even if it is not a smart idea. For example, they enjoy being nice to terrorists. They also like to point out anything even minorly racist any Republican ever says. Democrats also find delight in raising people's taxes, for no reason at all. Also, the democrats are known to blame Bush for everything bad that happens in their lives.

* This is a list of traits of the typical democrats. However, there are many exceptions to this. there are many good people in the world who happen to be democrats. I know several, and they are great company. This article applies to people who are famous FOR being democrats (ex. Al Gore, Bill Clinton, etc...) IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE FOR THERE TO BE INCREDIBLY LIKEABLE DEMOCRATS, such as the democrats from New Providence, and other small towns.
Famous Democrat: Hey, that's a nice lunch you have there, I hope you don't mind if I take half of it.
Person: Why?
Famous Democrat: Because it belongs to the Government, and not you.
Person: Look, I'm a democrat too, and am I asking for your lunch?
Famous Democrat: But I am a famous democrats.
Person: Look, I don' t mean to be rude, and I'm all for democracy, but can I eat my lunch in peace please?
Famous Democrat: You mean our lunch.
democrats by a Concerned Citizen October 31, 2013
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Democrats 

Democrats are stupid, and Republicans are stupid. Deal with it, and don't get on everybody's case just bc of their views. jeez.
everyone just needs to chill tf out. Not all democrats are crazy, just the people that make the news.

Democrats 

Hym "That progressives are both distancing themselves and identifying as democrats. Like, 'democrats are doing it wrong but also democrats (me) have also won elections.' So, like it's both you and not you. Right? You're dumb. Your pathology is visible at a glance."
Democrats by Hym Iam November 8, 2024

Democrats 

A Democrat is a USA politician/clown who sees everything in USA as evil.
Hillary Clinton is one of the democrats who thinks everything is evil, men are evil, energy is evil, strength is evil, marriage is evil, heteros are evil ... etc ... Everything that is not Hillary is evil
Democrats by UncleBenGazzi March 21, 2024

Democrats and Republicans 

Two of the biggest problems in America right now.

Democrats in Drag - DID

A Democrat in Drag are republicans acting like the marxist-sociopaths named as democrats.
As one studies the List of 45 one concludes that Sen Lindsey Graham can be named as one of the Democrats in Drag - DID.
Democrats in Drag - DID by Snooper1 December 14, 2010

Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Something that shouldn't be true, but unfortunately it is (in the USA, at least).
Democrats are far left and Republicans are far right

Everyone in between is normal